In a crypto caper straight out of a spy thriller, the US DOJ just seized $15 billion in Bitcoin from Chen Zhi (陈志), Cambodia’s Prince Holding Group boss and alleged pig-butchering scam overlord. But China’s spinning a wild counter-tale: Uncle Sam didn’t bust fraud—they hacked and swiped the coins back in 2020, sitting on them like a dragon’s hoard before slapping charges.Xi’s fuming as netizens roast the Party for cozying up to global fraud kings, only to watch their “positive energy” bagmen get barbecued. Why ignore the big fish while touting Myanmar minnow busts? And that windfall? Worth two Fujian carriers—poof, gone to fuel American swagger.Beijing’s report screams “black eats black,” but it dodges the real sting: CCP complicity exposed, pride punctured. A farce where the house always wins—except it’s not Beijing’s.
